We, at the research lab in London, have experimented with various drugs over our lifetime.
As a result, we can affirm this kid is stoned off his mind.
The background is a composition of clouds, basically screaming, "high! high!".
Have you heard the saying, 'as high as a cloud?'
neither have we.
The moose (shirt logo) is symbolical of Canada.
This strange creature with wings on it's head is a moose. Never have we seen something as bizarre as this thing, why is it's nose so massive?
Furthermore, the moose's smile and our participants are highly similar in appearance. This person may develop wings overtime.
The early stages of this are apparent although the location of the wings may be slightly offset.
For whatever reason, most of our 'Reddit' participants are mixed breed. This is something we had expected, and thus we come prepared with all the relevant and professional info.