17/02/2016

Kooldudey60: Analyisis


We, at the lab, enjoy the occasionally chocolate every now and then. We are humbled and truly excited to announce we have found the grown-up Kinder 'kid'.

Taking away every young girls innocence with that Di-Caprio stare, confusion and concern as puberty hit-early from this simple packaging design. 

This marketing technique being effective, as the packaging would get crumpled and addicted girls from all over the globe would storm into stores just to glimpse at this ideal Nazi German figure of blue-eyes and blond hair that should overrule all other races. (Hitler's perspective does not represent ours.)

Now, suspicion has risen regarding how obesity has not affected this participant. Being given unlimited access to Kinder 'Schokolade', it is unknown how he has maintained his shape. 
(Is he an impostor?)

Upcoming program, 'How to stay thin eating 20 Kinder's a day" featuring Kinder Kid.