At first, our team showed glances of confusion as we examined this unique picture.
We had never witnessed a crossbreed between broccoli and a human.
After thorough examining, including contact with our US correspondence lab, we managed to yield more accurate results.
This sample is a crossbreed between a 'pineapple' and a human. It seems like the US sure knows their vegetables, and thus we can confirm these similarities.
The 'auto-portrait' of our subject reveals a framed photograph of a flower in the background. This further emphasises the mixed-gene pool of his family, maybe being a photograph of his father/mother.
This Lilly may be a close family member, we don't know as they can't speak.
We are struggling to understand how a sexual relationship between a human/pineapple/Lilly can lead to the creation of a multi-genetic-vegtebietic human.
Meanwhile, we continue our pursuit of knowledge. Cases like this make us doubt how much we truly know about the universe.