Bienvenidos! The team is reassembled and we are absolutely prepared for today's study.
Our part-taker above shall be the focus of this study. The principal factor when analysing a person is observing the superficial - in this case the participant having named himself "BestSinceDay0" is the superficial section.
This reveals subconscious desires. This person is clearly compensating for an insecurity within his personal life, whether that is sexual satisfaction or not. Let's not bring up that topic, we don't like that nitty gritty.
Also, we do feel slightly offended by the gesture of promoting a subreddit - cause we aren't getting paid for it. But we also can't afford to photoshop it out...
Let's delve deeper into the roots of Colombia...
Our 'BestSinceDay0' humanoid also seems to be growing a moustache. With the recent finale of the TV Series 'Narcos, many teenagers have adopted a more Escobarian way of life. Merely observing his posture, and the way he holds the piece of paper - he appears to adopt the 'gangster' lifestyle.
But why? This child has lived a comfortable life... pizza every friday. Movie Sundays. Wednesday mommy nipple play. TV influences people too much these days, and most certainly whilst growing up.
It really screws with your neurons.
But honestly, if you wish to seek a female companion in the near future, get a top notch shave.
@unpsych