27/09/2016

silvertricl0ps: New Analysis


Everyday, millions of patients from all over the globe come here to be analysed by our scientists.

This participant has been diagnosed with a vegetable syndrome, which originates from the over consumption of potato crisps. The chemicals will gradually expand and contract ones head and/or body adopting various shapes of vegetables.

a real potato for comparison

The picture above has captured Silvertricl0ps going through the 'Potato' stage in which case his skull resembles our most beloved European vegetable. Word of advice; Careful with potato hunters bud.

Hopefully potatos will loose value as they become artificially created, and then you will be able to roam the streets as a free man, something that we take for granted everyday.