Killa-Byte : Analysis

Here is our new specimen, supposedly of 'Mexican' descent although could possibly be hiding his identity from the public eye.

Buddy, if you are trying to hide, avoid sending us pictures - this site is public.

Anyways, we still have to pay rent so we will proceed.

Back the focus, he appears to be working illegally for a wealthy family - or business. This can be drawn from the luxurious black furniture, and the TIVO under the TV - which is also a money sinkhole. Whilst at the very edge, a PlayStation - emphasising this doppelganger family.

'Keep on Rollin'... We are not certain as to what this sublime message can be expressing. It could signify the consumption of Marijuana - whilst also being a code message for 'on the run'.
You decide, as we did not major in literature - but psychology. (Got a C+)

Let not a number decide the accuracy of these studies -

Is 'Killa-Byte' hiding from something? Hiding from his self made monster?

He is  holding a suitcase, obviously he is stealing stuff. A thief - ready to hit the streets with his owners possesions - whilst they sleep unaware.

Oh well...

UnPsych

Iroxnoah: Analysis

Hello fellow audience, our team had the pleasure to work with one of Justin Timberlake's twins - we don't know how many he has... but a few we imagine.

Anyways, the resemblance IS striking. Here is a chance to observe and compare both photographs.

Anyways, back to the greyer reality. As opposed to his twin 'Justin',  Noah (aka IronxNoah) decides to use his time playing videogames. He is currently hoping to become world champion at Fifa, with a reward of £20,000. He rarley is able to reach first place and thus he finds himself running to his Twin's house - stealing certain rare flowers and drugs from his garden in order to pay for his endless subscription to Playstation.

So far he is #356th in the world at Fifa.

Good Luck Noah with your quest.

an_uncreative_name: Analysis

This participant oddly resembles Pocahontas, obviously the chin isn't as squared but that simply exemplifies femininity. Thus, more male presence in the future than Miss Poca - she's probably far too old to be alive really.

Obviously this is the digital recreation for a disney movie, the real Pocahontas was not alive when cameras existed.

The long strands of hair may have some significance in regard to her personality, maybe overcompensating for something? As a means of survival...?

We need to look further into this - if you could send us some DNA we could further test - that would be fantastic.

silvertricl0ps: New Analysis

Everyday, millions of patients from all over the globe come here to be analysed by our scientists.

This participant has been diagnosed with a vegetable syndrome, which originates from the over consumption of potato crisps. The chemicals will gradually expand and contract ones head and/or body adopting various shapes of vegetables.

a real potato for comparison

The picture above has captured Silvertricl0ps going through the 'Potato' stage in which case his skull resembles our most beloved European vegetable. Word of advice; Careful with potato hunters bud.

Hopefully potatos will loose value as they become artificially created, and then you will be able to roam the streets as a free man, something that we take for granted everyday.

IAMABaguetteAMA : New Analysis

This participant, a brand new case we have here at the lab after a 3 month vacation. We apologise for any inconvenience this may have caused, now we are back for good posting more frequently. 

Back to the main focus, Mrs World Hottie (we don't want to push it, she may be underage) is actually not that hot from the inside. It resembles the movie 'Careful what you Wish For' starring Nick Jonas - where Nick is manipulated by a beautiful woman (such as above) into having committed a crime. 

Well, Baguette here is one of those. The picture clearly was taken at a hospital/psychiatric, judging by the monotonous clean floors and lack of furniture all round. 

Have you seen 'American Psycho'? Well, that's Bale inside that picture disguised as a Baguette. 

Those eyes, if looked at in real life, could literally transfer Satan upon your neurons. Which is awful, but... people like Megan Fox or Tiffany Thompson are on highway there so... It's probably one massive rave featuring Biggie and Escobar's druuuugs. Not THAT bad, huh? 

It may have gone slightly off topic, but still relevant considering the spiritual impact IAMABaguetteAMA is currently going through. 

We wish her the best of luck, and remember, knifes are not frisbees.

Cheerio